I saw this on Sophanne's blog yesterday and thought it would make for some fun Olympic-watching conversation with DH last night.
Me: What is your favorite thing about my knitting?
Me: (silent glare)
Ken: Okay... It keeps you from talking so much.
Me: (pursed lips)
Ken: I was teasing! Wait… what are you writing?
Wyatt: She’s writing down everything you say.
Ken: What?! I'm just kidding.
Me: Then give me an answer. (pouting) My friend's husband did it.
Ken: Well, what’s the next questions?
Me: (sigh) What is your least favorite thing about my knitting?
Ken: The amount of yarn that we store.
Me: What is something I have knitted that you recall as being good?
Ken: Those socks you did yesterday were really cool. They looked more intricate than the other socks you’ve knit.
Me: Do you think knitters have an expensive hobby?
Me: Do you have any hobbies?
Me: What are your hobbies?
Ken: My snakes, guitars, and bikes.
Me: If we compared money spent on hobbies, who would win?
Ken: You, at this point.
Me: But overall, honey?
Ken: But my biking hobby will prolong my life because it’s healthy. I’m not just sitting in one spot.
Me: What about the guitars and snakes?
Ken: Snakes make money.
Ken: Breeding and selling.
Me: Back to the original question. If we compared money spent on hobbies, who would win?
Me: Has my knitting in public ever embarrassed you?
Me: Do you know my favorite kind of yarn?
Ken: That stuff you just got that you won.
Me: That would be the Wollmeise.
Me: Can you name another blog?
Ken: The Yarn Harlot, then there’s the Pioneer Woman.
Me: Very good.
Me: Do you mind that I want to check out yarn stores everywhere we go?
Me: Do you understand the importance of a swatch?
Ken: Yeah… the Swedish love those watches.
Me: Ha ha... seriously though...
Ken: Yeah, it's one of those balls of yarn.
Me: No, but that's not really a fair question because I don't knit swatches.
Me: Do you read my blog?
Me: Do you think the house would be cleaner if I didn't knit?
Ken: Wouldn’t matter.
Me: Returning to the first question… What is your favorite thing about my knitting.
Ken: Answering questions like this so I can be a part of your blog.
Further commentary on my part just seems unnecessary at this point.