Children should not eat cookie dough for breakfast.
More specifically, children should not eat the raw cookie dough that their mother left on the counter for them to clean up after they tore apart the kitchen making it the previous night. I'm quite certain that, no matter the taste, 12 hour old unrefrigerated cookie dough must surely be mildly toxic at best.
My 10 yo should be able offer additional insight on the consequences of his actions by tomorrow.
My Shi Bui Transition Gloves should be done for pictures tomorrow (barring any floods or food poisoned children). I just can't stop!