On Guidelines and Baseball

As I mentioned, the good doctor gave me some dietary guidelines a couple of days ago and I have not been neglectful of them. I have actually spent an enormous amount of time thinking about and being affected by his guidelines. I've decided that I actually like guidelines because, unlike deadlines, property lines, or base lines, guidelines are not definitive... they simply serve to guide you... like good advice or suggestions. So, after about 2 hours of wandering around in a useless fog with a splitting headache Wednesday morning, I decided that a major reduction in caffeine would be a good first step to consider (I mean really, why attempt drastic measures when they may not be necessary?) so I permitted myself to have a small(er) cup of coffee.

Ah, much better. I have also eliminated all other caffeine from my day. Guidelines... a very flexible term in my opinion.

But I tell ya, who needs caffeine on a night like tonight? What better stimulation can you think of than pony baseball? Two games, none the less. JoJo loves it too... can't you just feel our enthusiasm?